EMERGENCY RATION TIN
"EMERGENCY RATION
PURPOSE OF CONTENTS
TO BE CONSUMED ONLY WHEN
NO OTHER RATIONS OF ANY KIND
ARE PROCURABLE
TO OPEN
STRIP OFF BAND INSERT COIN IN
CORNER GROOVE AND TURN
NOTICE - NOT TO BE OPENED EXCEPT
BY ORDER OF AN OFFICER."
PURPOSE OF CONTENTS
TO BE CONSUMED ONLY WHEN
NO OTHER RATIONS OF ANY KIND
ARE PROCURABLE
TO OPEN
STRIP OFF BAND INSERT COIN IN
CORNER GROOVE AND TURN
NOTICE - NOT TO BE OPENED EXCEPT
BY ORDER OF AN OFFICER."
1 Comments:
I love this! Hilarious but scary. Don't know if I would trust this if I was an officer...?
However, I would like to make these up as going off to college gifts.
"To be opened only in an emergency starvation situation.
ONLY upon permission from mom or dad.
Because we know you spent all the funds we sent on beer."
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